Tuesday at the office.
Second night in my own bed after 4 weeks of exile.
9 hours of sleep. Life is good.
Last evening I started a big cleaning up process of the apartment and I still have stuff to do for today. At this moment it's in "actual cleanliness"-stage and today I'll finish it into "ladylike tidiness".
See, I've become to understand few things about housekeeping. You can vacuum and wash the floors, clean all bathroom and kitchen surfaces, etc. and you still end up with a messy apartment. It's clean but it's messy, hence it is "actually clean" but not clean. However, this is not what you mother would accept nor a typical girl. Only a guy can understand a subtle thing like this: something that is clean and not clean (tidy) at the same time!
To reach the second level of cleanliness, you go to "ladylike tidiness"-stage, which means that you take all the visible irritants (like; clothes on the floor, unsorted shoes, papers on tables, etc.) away and arrange them into an orderly fashion. This is what girls like.
But the bottom-line is: Only "actual cleanliness" is actually clean. You can sort your house all you want but it's still not clean. Dust will gather and soon there will be moss, mold stains, and armies of different kinds of insects roaming around the apartment. You'll get breathing disorders, tick bites, skin disease, rash, cancer, and you'll die. It's that serious.
So, keep things clean boys and girls!
Just tidying your home is a lie, an illusion!
And if someone thinks cleaning is not a man's job. You're wrong! It's very manly; just don't wear an apron and listen to Madonna. What you should do is drink beer and listen to HEAVY METAL!! \,,/
And that's about that.
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